A mysterious wall hole has temporarily impeded exercise at Thorne Inc. Management is currently taking steps to rectify this situation.
A recent memo from management addressed mysterious hole situation directly.
The Butt-shaped Hole
Signs had to be put in place during repairs
Signs to keep employees off exercise equipment during repairs
Thorne Inc. would like thank employees in advance for their cooperation during repairs and ask in the future they keep their butt under control during all exercise.