I’ve continued collecting some of the things my kids say. Kids may drive us crazy sometimes, but there is no question they keep life interesting.
For perspective:
Caleb- Age 8
Logan- Age 5
Micah- Age 2
Dad- Hard to say
Wife- Ageless
1.We want our kids to know they’re smart, talented, good-looking and loved. So, at dinner one night I was joking around and said about Jess:
(p.s. Thanks Chris and Leah Huff for this idea!)
2. One day Caleb asked if he could go run so he could work on his “pack”
Caleb: I need to go run at the park so I can work on my pack.
David: What?
Caleb: Well, I only have a 4 pack, but I need to bust through and get more packs.
David: What? How many packs can you have?
Caleb: Well, you can up to an 8 pack. But, then you can push hard and get up to a 58 pack.
Logan (pulling up his shirt): How many packs do I have?
Caleb (looking closely and intently at Logan’s stomach): You have a 3 pack, that’s pretty good!
3. Micah and I were driving in a car
4. Caleb goes to grab a piece of pizza from the Little Caesars Box:
Caleb: That’s a sausage? How am I supposed to know the difference?
5. On vacation this summer
6. Caleb’s Joke:
What do you call a cheetah when it’s dead and you cook it to eat?
Answer: Fast Food
7. Trying to bribe Micah to go poop on the potty:
8. New Job
9. Jess had a hard day in her job, so the boys and I stopped by the store to buy her flowers
10. On Drugs
11. Vampire
12. Caleb’s teacher sent us this picture. Caleb was assigned to write about his favorite person. He thought he would be funny. 
12. Micah, stop drawing on your face. (things I have to say more often than I realize) 
If you like this, make sure to check out:
I’m serious Dave a book a book and all will look!!! (READ that book doesn’t rhyme) loved them all, the vampire was the best and best 50th husband.
One day.
So funny David 🙂 your guys are the cutest!
Thanks. I also enjoyed reading Liv’s reaction to Mike driving her to school. That was pretty classic.
David, I do believe that this has been the funniest installment yet. Thanks for the humor.
Thanks for laughing at my life….lol. Miss you guys!